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Fly with me - Landy Wen
♫ Rushing out the door but cannot find the keys ♫
♫ Whatever I want to buy, it's always sold out ♫
♫ Take a deep breath and jump into an unintentional trap ♫
♫ Hung up the phone but still thinking of your smile ♫
♫ Love in this city is never exciting enough ♫
♫ Rubbing my hands to create warmth. This time I decided, I'm sure ♫
♫ Only want to let you know ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
♫ Just fly away with me. Just want you to know ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, let's be together ♫
♫ Just fly away with me ♫
Murphy's Law of Love
Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law?
Known as one of the 20th century Western culture's
three most outstanding discoveries,
it had deeply affected the way of how humans live.
Especially... for me.
How should I say it? I should probably start from that night
when my dad turned off the lights under the raven moon.
[ Love's Insurance ]
My mom did not want to have another baby,
but she accidently became pregnant.
Thinking it was a son, but instead, they gave birth to me.
From that point on, anything that happens to me,
no matter how much I calculate, ponder and decide,
if there exists any possibility to go wrong, it will.
This Murphy Life
had always followed me up until now.
So... you mean...
right now you're going to marry a woman you don't love
but has an equal standing with you in money and social standing?
And... you're also feeling horrible?
Xiao Tong, believe me.
I've really tried for a long time.
But my parents are just like that. I'm really sorry.
Alright then, I get it.
That's it?
Yeah.
Actually, you don't have to apologize to me.
After all, there's no right or wrong in love.
Xiao Tong, don't say it like that.
Just like this top bottle of French Cuq-Toulza champagne.
It'll only taste good if you drink from a hand-made crystal glass.
You can't just pair it with a water glass like mine, right?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
If you're busy, you can leave first.
Okay.
Murphy's First Law
Murphy's First Law.If there are two possibilites, the one that you don't want will be more likely to happen.
It clearly tastes the same.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Don't cry.
It's about done.
Jia Wei.
Brother, we've helped you finish it. I'm going to rest.
We've done all that we can.
It's all up to you now. Good luck.
Okay.
Good luck!
Hey. You're still not leaving? What are you looking at?
You want us to leave just like that?
- Of course. It's not like you're the one proposing. - Good luck!
- We'll be waiting for the good news!- Okay.
Good luck! Hope you succeed!
Polo.
Polo, you have to root for me today
and hope that I succeed, okay?
This is the ring that I've prepared for Zhi Yu. Isn't it pretty?
It's not for you to eat.
She's come out!
Hello? Jia Wei? Sorry, there was a bit of a delay.
I'll come over now. Bye bye.
Congratulations, Mrs. Ji!
Right now you must be kissing Jia Wei, waiting for your wedding of the century!
You can finally light those proposal fireworks!
Hurry up and send your proposal pictures. I can't wait to make fun of Jia Wei.
Are you here?
Hey, I'm not going over today.
I told you before.
We'll talk about marriage later.
I understand.
Are you proposing to me today because of what was on the magazine?
Then are you rejecting it,
also because of that magazine?
Baby, that movie role is really important to me.
Why can't you just wait one more year?
So to you,
work is still more important than everything else?
I don't want to make things difficult for you either.
It's only that I don't want our four years together
and our future plans
to all turn into a fantasy.
Please don't make me decide right now.
Just let me think through it again. Bye bye.
Jia Wei
Jia Wei, wait for me.
Mom, in the future, no matter what, I'll follow your arrangements.
So can you please not bother Xiao Tong anymore?
New model He Zhi Yu goes on a night meeting with famous director.
The future that we planned together...
Will it not come true?
I originally thought
you would propose to me,
and give me a pretty ring.
But in the end, you just kept saying I'm sorry.
If I didn't think like this before,
maybe it wouldn't have turned out so wrong.
God.
Are you joking with me?
Such a pretty ring...
How could someone not want it?
I want it so bad,
but I can't get it.
Why?
Why is it that if you have money, you can buy love,
but if you don't have money you should be sacrificed?
Why?
From this moment on,
you rich people...
get away from me!
- Is this the cab that Miss Guan called? - Sorry, I called this cab.
Hello? Yes. Wasn't it only supposed to be 6 minutes? I've already been waiting 10 minutes.
Never mind! Just help me cancel it.
It's okay.
Using blood and tears, I struggled against Murhpy's Law for 30 years.
God still hasn't stopped drawing up puzzles
to test my knowledge and patience.
Next bus in 2 minutes.
2 minutes.
I'm sorry.
To get past these challenges,
I practised to shield and cover myself up when there are troubles with Murphy's self-defense techniques.
Empty.
Hello?
Guan Xiao Tong, where are you? Boss called to say that the meeting would start earlier.
I'm almost there. It's just one more stop until I get there.
What's wrong?
Hey, Boss said that we have to turn in the report early. What do we do?
Don't worry. I already prepared it.
Later I'll send it to your inbox so you can read over it first.
See you later, bye.
Murphy's Second Law.
Murphy's Second Law.When you bring an umbrella it doesn't rain, but when you don't, it rains.
Attachment: This month's clients' proposal.
Sent
Xin Xin, I already emailed it to you. Take a look. It's in your inbox.
Tell me when you receive it.
Is there something wrong?
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
Xin Xin, I've already sent it. Take a look. It's in your inbox.
Tell me when you receive it.
Is there something wrong?
What do you think?
Then why didn't you dodge?
Hey, it's not that I didn't dodge, but it's because I couldn't see the car coming with you standing there.
And even if you were to dodge, you didn't have to dodge behind me.
This Miss who had her head down looking at her phone, all I did was take one step back.
It was you who kept shaking and shaking the umbrella and flung all the water on me.
Don't you need to take responsibility?
Fine, if you're going to be like this,
dry cleaning fee. I...
I'll pay for it. Isn't that enough?
Mister, is there something wrong for you now?
Nothing.
Then why are you following me?
Ah, so now you think that every single person who's walking on this street
is following you? Huh?
Renew Divorce Agency
A divorce agency?
What do they do?
Renew Divorce Agency
Guan Xiao Tong. Since I've known you, have I ever seen you not come in wet?
- Give us some surprises now and then. I've almost lost the fun in guessing. - Thanks.
Where did you go that you got wet? The weather has been fine the whole day.
Where are my sunglasses?
I brought an umbrella for 27 days, and it just has to rain on the 28th day.
Isn't the purpose of me living, to prove the effect of Murphy's Law?
Yes, yes, yes.
But you still have to take care of your body. Go and get changed. Don't get sick.
That's right.
Don't worry, I haven't gotten sick in three years. How can I get sick from just a little bit of rain?
It looks like God just wants to be opposite of you.
Guan Xiao Tong. The phrase that men can conquer nature doesn't suit you.
I am not confident about handling God but if it is on handling viruses, then no problem.
Although I haven't gotten sick in three years, I've always been prepared.
First drink this. Then an hour later, take this.
I just don't believe the bacteria won't die.
Did it expire yet?
Don't worry. I've been checking every once in a while.
- Xiao Ban Bang! Are you stupid?- Oh?
Did you see that a divorce agency opened in front of us?
Of course I have! What do they do exactly?
Who cares what they do? They opened a divorce agency in front of a dating agency.
It doesn't sound logical.
We pursue everlasting love while they care about what they once had in love.
The word 'divorce' alone is unlucky enough.
If boss were to find out, she will be very unhappy.
Balance!
Hey! We are going to be late for meeting. Hurry!
Why is the meeting being pushed forward?
Perhaps Boss is aware that we have successfully paired 1000 couples together
so she wants to share her joy with us!
Why do I feel like the situation isn't that easy?
Hey!
I was afraid you would say that.
You can stop her but you cannot stop her Murphy Life.
I Meet You Dating Service.
She's here. Take these now.
One thousand couples, happiness paired together!
Congratulations, Boss! Congrats...
Boss! This is the new report for successfully pairing up 1000 pair of couples. Take a look first.
First, I want to thank everyone.
Because of all your hard work, we are able to hit our target of a thousand pair of couples.
But do you know what it means for successfully pairing these 1000 couples up?
This means they won't be members anymore.
If they are not members, they won't pay the member's fees.
Boss. What you mean is that
the speed of us attracting new members will be slower than the number of old members leaving, right?
Exactly.
So, we can only be happy for a minute for the successful pairings.
With the remaining time, we have to work hard to attract new members.
When we lose our old members, we attract new members. Lose old members, attract new members.
Balance, balance, balance!
Is this very important because Boss mentioned this three times?
Based on her mood, she is not joking.
This King and Queen of Popularity...
How long has this King and Queen of Popularity been here?
They are close to becoming their own father and mother!
What are you guys doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
She mentioned this three times again.
Boss, by the end of this month, we will give you a new plan for the King and Queen of Popularity.
We will change the photos on the wall to new ones.
Excellent.
You are a few days behind the end of this month, so quickly write up the proposal.
Okay, no problem.
Beyond the clouds.
Boss really has different views from us.
Balance, balance, balance!
Just now, if we didn't have the Dr. Love's Fire Rescue case,
we won't even be able to digest this food.
I really don't want to say this
but I feel that my Murphy's radar divine accuracy should not be underestimated.
On the top line, it never fails.
On the second line, it is effective whenever used.
As you read it on the scroll, it means, it is hard to prevent bad things from happening.
Xiao Tong, I am not familiar about Murphy.
But his theory is too creepy.
That's why when God shuts one door and forgets to open a window for me,
I will then open up a ceiling by myself first.
You have to always record down everything in your life for future references.
This is the ultimate self-defence technique for my Murphy Life.
Yes, yes, yes, Queen of Records.
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Didn't we say you couldn't play games on your phone while eating?
That's right, that's right. Whoever touches their phone first has to pay the bill.
I am seeking help outside for your life's net value!
What?
Simon.
All of you have forgotten that we have to produce a new King and a new Queen of Popularity by the end of this month.
Don't worry.
I have already thought of a plan when there is fire, of course, I have also thought of a plan for future references.
- That fast?- Yes.
Are you Doraemon?
Let me check. Where is the pocket?
Hey, hey, hey. Raise your hand!
I don't have any pockets. I only have a plan that can also be used for future references and it is in here.
Okay, you two. Starting eating now.
Alan. This sashimi is really fresh.
- Eat this.- Yes, guru.
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Strange. Could getting wet in the rain cause a stomach flu?
Or is it because I ate too much?
Who is it?
Sis. Why is it you?
Divorce?! Why?
What else could it be?
I went home too early and that woman left too late.
So, it was an affair?
Haven't you two been married for only about a year? How could this kind of thing happen?
Anyway, I can't control him.
He can't control himself either.
Sister...
You have been very smart since you were young.
Why is that when it comes to relationships, you don't even have your basic judgment?
Mom's health is not good now. Don't tell Mom and Dad yet.
I know.
Look at you. I told you that wealthy people are not reliable.
You are not a materialistic woman. Why must you get married to a rich and handsome man?
Besides, you always have high life expectation goals.
You are going to overexert yourself, do you know that?
Guan Xiao Tong.
What?
You say that tall, wealthy, handsome men are not reliable.
But have you seriously thought about it?
Do you really think that wealthy people are not trustworthy
or was it because of Kai Wen's dark shadow?
I admit that Kai Wen's issue was a big blow to me
but this is just another irrefutable evidence in my Murphy Life.
Aiyo, that is not the main focus. The main focus is you.
Just treat this as a marriage that requires you to spend time to buy life experiences.
Anyways, a year's time is not very long.
That's right. It is not that bad.
At least we left on good terms. There is nothing to be regretful.
And he also organised a divorce party.
Divorce party?
Cheers!
Here's to celebrate the divorce agency on crossing the major bridge on the first day and getting a case smoothly.
Jia Wei, we have your account.
But, old schoolmate, frankly speaking,
you could be a rich heir and live a comfortable life.
Why are you tiring yourself?
It's not tiring to do what I like.
Look. Now when you read or look at the news every day, it's either cases about passion killings or suicides.
In this adverse society, not only can our agency make money,
it can also convey positive thinkings. Isn't that good?
To add further, a mutual break up
can create more space for both parties' future, isn't it?
Jia Wei is right. We are helping unsuitable people to leave on good terms.
One less enemy and an additional friend,
so why not? Am I right?
Let me tell you,
unlucky fate is like a game of Mahjong.
If you get a set of rotten cards,
you still need to safely discard them and not let the other person win.
If you lose, your whole family will be bankrupt.
It will be too late when you want to withdraw.
Hey, Jia Wei.
You are smart. You can even make an achievement out of a break up.
One year ago, if it was not for Zhi Ruo
who left without saying a word, you would not have this huge inspiration.
You would not have started out on Renew Agency of Divorce!
- Who hit me? Who? - Idiot.
Let's talk about the marriage later.
Why can't you wait another year for me?
Look. When I'm drunk, my words are not clear.
Jia Wei, let's not talk about the unhappy topics.
- Come, let's toast.- Cheers!
Good job! Good job!
Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing's Divorce Party.
Once a marriage has ended, it's often the start of a beautiful friendship.
All those shared sweet memories are used to nourish the best foundation of this friendship.
Sorry, sister. I am late.
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, let's be together ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
Sorry, sister. I'm late.
Sister...
Don't worry, I am fine.
It is a farewell ceremony.
Somebody needs to be responsible for dropping a few drops of tears.
Now, we will be entering the highlights of the divorce party.
Let's put our hands together to welcome the old couple,
Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
You can do it.
Yes.
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We all know that bidding goodbye to a marriage requires wisdom, but more importantly, courage is needed.
The two of them standing in front of you,
combined both wisdom and courage together. And now they are a perfect ex.
We thank the two main leads today
and hope that both of them can find their own happiness in their futures.
Before they officially break the marriage vow, let us invite both of them
to apologize to each other for this imperfect marriage.
Also, to take this chance to bid goodbye to their pasts, compensate their indebtedness towards each other and
putting an end to the pain they received in this relationship.
Is there anything to say? Everybody knows that
I am always nice to her so I don't have any indebtedness.
We don't have any indebtedness towards each other.
I should thank you instead.
Although our marriage only lasted about a year,
but I matured a lot.
Okay, let's congratulate both of them for putting a perfect full stop to their marriage
and welcome a brand new life.
Congratulations!
I'm going to get some fresh air.
Come, let's toast together.
Cheers.
Wait for me.
Mr. Ji.
Hi, Mr. Fu.
What a coincidence. You are also here for the party?
Oh...
Hi, Miss He.
Ever since we asked you to organize a warm-hearted divorce party for us,
I initially thought our fate ends there.
We should just give our blessings for each other. I did not expect that...
I would realize how important she is to me.
Just like our surname, we 'Fu He'.('Fu He' means patched back.)
It is a good thing to learn how to cherish something after you lost it.
That is why we thought that we should come over and say thank you.
Ever since the peaceful break-up, you still often asked us out for a meal.
Otherwise, we would not cross paths until we die and miss each other again.
Yes.
I only realize now the meaning behind 'leaving on good terms'
is to help the next outcome of happiness.
No wonder your company is named Renew Agency of Divorce.
Anyway, congratulations.
- We will meet next time. - Alright.
Take a seat.
Restroom.
It's you again?
I should be the one asking you. What are you doing here?
Oh, you are a family member of the female lead today? A friend?
What does it have to do with you?
You are so indignant. You must be her family member, right?
What about you then? What are you doing here?
Oh, you must be my brother-in-law's friend.
It is no doubt that birds of a feather flock together. All of you are just a bunch of conceited dandies.
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
You cried?
Why do you bother?
I just feel that...
a divorce party is for two unsuitable people to find a new direction in life.
We are so eager to give them our blessings.
What are you upset about?
You are right, but who in this hall are here to give their sincere blessings?
In my eyes, rich heirs like you are just here to show off your wealth
and watch how others become a laughing stock.
Isn't this a price to pay for a sparrow to become a phoenix?
Rich people like you always hurt others and will never get hurt by others.
That is why you will never understand the people who got abandoned.
Although they said it doesn't matter and they do not care,
do you all even know how it feels like for a person to hide in a corner, enduring all the pain?
Perhaps, in your eyes, my sister has climbed too high up.
But the feelings that she put in cannot be measured in monetary terms.
Do you all really think that by perfectly turning your backs and leave
means that everything can be forgotten?
As we reached to the last part of the divorce party, it will be our charity auction.
Both of them have agreed on donating their items that have sentimental values during their marriage for an auction.
All proceeds for tonight's auction will go to charity organisations.
The first auction item will be Mr. Guo Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing's branded watch.
This watch is a commemorative gift to celebrate their first year of dating.
Magnificent and valuable. The main point is that this watch is a limited edition globally.
It further enhances its extreme value.
The starting bid is one million yuan.
This watch is expensive.
- NT$1,100,000!- NT$1,110,000!
A divorce party is imprudent enough.
They even organised a divorce auction.
I even told somebody I met outside the toilet
that genuine love is priceless and reasonings that love cannot be measured by monetary terms.
- NT$1,500,000!- What your brother-in-law did was not wrong.
Brother-in-law? You mean ex brother-in-law?
Anyway, you will feel upset if you keep all these things.
Donating them to charity is good too.
Charity?
- NT$1,800,000.- NT$1,880,000.
This mister over here with NT$1,880,000. Any higher biddings?
NT$1,880,000, going once.
NT$1,880,000, going twice.
NT$1,880,000, going thrice. Congratulations to the gentleman over there.
Next up, the second item up for auction is
a brooch pin from Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
Everybody, take a look. This brooch pin has a feeling of the older era.
You can say it is an antique brooch pin.
Okay, the starting bid for this brooch pin by Miss Guan Xiao Qing
- is NT$100,000.- Isn't that a wedding gift from Mom?
What is it doing here?
The marriage is already a failure. Keeping the wedding gift
will make me look laughable.
No! This is Mom's blessings for you and it is the only dowry that you have.
How can you put something up with so much sentimental value for auction?
NT$100,000. Is anybody going to bid?
NT$100,000?!
Is anyone willing to contribute your compassion for this brooch pin?
You only need to buy this for NT$100,000. Any higher bids?
All these wealthy people
auctioning love is already cruel enough,
ye they are still behaving so dismissively.
If Mom knows about this, she will definitely be very upset.
NT$200,000!
NT$20...
This man with extraordinary taste bids NT$200,000.
Is anyone else going to bid for it?
NT$200,000, going once.
NT$200,000, going twice.
NT$200,000, going thrice. Congratulations to this gentleman for the successful bid.
Hi, Miss. Do you need any help?
I'm sorry but I want to ask
do you have the contact number of the mister who bought the brooch pin?
I previously have his name card
but I can't find it right now.
I'm sorry but we can't disclose our guest's information.
Oh, I see. But the reason why I am looking for him is...
Why don't you leave down your contact number and I will help you relay the message?
Can you? Okay.
This is my name card.
Please pass it to him.
Saying a good bye nicely
is not that difficult,
right?
Brother, you are here.
A lady came looking for you. I think she wants to ask you about the brooch pin.
Boss, why did you buy something that nobody wanted it?
Big brother, did you not see how awkward the situation was earlier on?
Next time if you go up and host, organisers like us, one of us must do something.
This is more than a little. We are talking about NT$200,000.
I have my own purpose.
For our boss to take the matter into his hands,
this auction item must have its own extraordinary value potential.
Strange, this brooch pin doesn't seem to have any value potential.
Or is there any reasons that we don't know of?
Stop thinking of those things that don't exist.
We are not the same. We don't think everything as flirting.
I am just making the best out of it.
I think you are materialising women.
You are spouting nonsense. You need a slap![Guan Xiao Tong]
What? You will go up the stage and be the host next time. [Guan Xiao Tong]
No... I am good at watching over the venues.
Hey, my university classmate asked me out to celebrate my restoration of single status. I will not go with you.
Sister, are you sure? If you go over then you have to pretend like you are fine.
Why tire yourself?
Who knows, while acting, I might think that I am good, treating the act as a real one.
Sister, stop trying to put a strong front.
Don't worry.
Be happy! I will get going first.
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Thank you, thank you.
Aish.
I am sorry about the auctioning of Mom's brooch pin.
It's okay, Sister. Just treat it as if Mom made a donation of $200,000.
She will be happy if she knows about it.
What are you doing here?
Don't tell me you followed me all the way here?
You are asking me this question for the second time.
Guan Xiao Tong, you asked me to contact you.
I just didn't want to waste money to call you over this matter.
So, let's talk this face-to-face.
I don't get it. You actually spent NT$200,000 to buy that brooch pin
and followed me all the way here, just to save that small little amount of money.
Who asked you to be so good at walking even though you are wearing high heels?
I...
Forget it.
I have a few personal questions that I want to discuss with you.
I don't know if someone like you who is conceited is trying to show off your wealth or you just suddenly wanted to do a good deed.
You are willing to spend NT$200,000 to buy that brooch pin
but that brooch pin is really important to me.
So, can you let me use installment plans to buy it back?
People like me...
Although it was not because I suddenly want to do a good deed that I bought the brooch pin,
it is definitely not because I want to flaunt my wealth, such absurd reason.
What is it then?
Selling something like this in a place like that,
if I don't buy it,
you will feel embarassed.
Hey! People like you who help somebody is so high sounding.
I'm sorry but I don't believe that somebody is willing to fork out NT$200,000 to save an embarassment for a stranger.
Much less is that I can buy that brooch pin for just NT$100,000.
If you want this, then take it back.
Anyway, I have no purpose to keep something lousy like this.
No need! Please take good care of it.
I will think of a way to save up NT$200,000 and buy it back.
Thank you!
Hey! Hey!
One year's heartbreak.
Forget it. Stop thinking about it.
I want to curse at somebody whenever I think about that man!
Guan Xiao Tong, you are an expert.
Forget him, forget him.
Forget that annoying face.
Hello?
Hey, Guan Xiao Tong. What are you up to? Why didn't you answer your phone calls?
My phone didn't ring. Wait, let me find it.
Don't tell me you lost it?
I won't.
Strange, it is always like that.
I can't find it when I need to use it. When I don't need to use it,
it always appear on its own.
Don't use Murphy to rational your forgetfulness.
I won't!
Ji Jia Wei.
Renew Agency of Divorce. Chief Executive.
The mailbox number...
Why is it that the other party cannot kindly pick up the phone whenever a phone goes missing?
I Meet You Dating Service.
What?!
That's right. The man who could agitate me without speaking a filthy word
is the opposite agency's CEO.
So is he a small catch or a big catch?
Looks are not the main point!
Does he have chocolate abs or a mermaid line?
Body figure is not the main point either!
The main point is whenever that guy comes close to me,
my Murphy's index will rise to the highest danger zone.
But both of you seem to be fated.
I think it is an unlucky fate.
- You met him so many times in such a short period of time.- That's right!
That is because he is like Annabelle who keeps lingering around me.(Annabelle is an evil possessed doll in the movie 'The Conjuring'.)
Impossible! If it was not for a tyrant like him,
my cellphone would not have gone missing.
And with this incident alone, I know that he and I are in serious conflict!
Does he know that you are working just right opposite of his company?
Since both companies are so close to each other,
looking at the extent of your conflict, I think you have to go to the temple everyday to calm your nerves.
Touch wood! Don't spout nonsense!
Such ominous guy will not appear in front of me if there is nothing going on.
Oh, really?
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
Since both companies are so close to each other,
looking at the extent of your conflict, I think you have to go to the temple everyday to calm your nerves.
Touch word! Don't spout nonsense!
Such ominous guy will not appear in front of me if there is nothing going on.
Oh, really?
Xiao Tong!
Don't tell me he is that Annabelle you are talking about?
Hey, he is not a small meat but a big meat!
My cellphone!
What? What are you doing?
Big meat...
Come here!
Why do you have my phone?
I should be the one asking you.
Ask me? I should be the one asking you.
Hey.
Did you forget to say something?
What do I need to say?
Thank you.
Hey.
What is One year's heartbreak?
You peeped at my phone?
No... I locked my phone.
I can't be bothered to look at your phone. You set a reminder on your lock screen.
Hey!
So what exactly is 'One year's heartbreak'?
You broke up for a year?
Hey, can you not talk about someone else's personal life here?
And this is my problem. What does it got to do with you?
Be positive.
Breaking up should be a happy thing.
Even though it was not possible one year ago,
if you need in future, you can come over to Renew Agency of Divorce.
I will provide you a professional way of leaving in good terms.
And right, because of your relationship,
I will charge you at a cheaper rate.
You already have one.
Hey.
Sunday.
Recall inbox.
- Why are your replies so cold? What did I do wrong?- No. I'm sorry, but I really loved you before.
From my perspective as a love doctor,
there are no incurable terminal love diseases
and only doomed singles of love who gave up on treatment.
As long as we chase after our love courageously, everyone will be able to find their own
happy marriage that solely belongs to them.
- Okay.- Okay.
- Thank you.- Thank you.
To think that you don't have a single NG shot.
We should hire you as an expert in the future for the program.
I just did not want to embarrass Senior.
Actually, I was super nervous. I memorised the script till the wee hours.
Okay, since we've ended, I will get going first.
- Thank you.- Thank you. Bye bye!
You've worked hard.
Be careful on the roads. Remember to edit her prettily in the video.
Hey, Xiao Tong! Your theoretical interview for '4G good men' is brilliant!
It is a good topic and convincing. If Sister Mei Zhen sees this, she will definitely say...
Good job, Xiao Tong. This is balance, balance, balance!
Hey, let me tell you...
We can only rely on you now to handle Sister Mei Zhen.
For tomorrow's love seminar, you must charge at full energy and grab hold tightly
of all the old and new members.
Don't worry. For this love seminar, I have already made tactical evaluations multiple times.
I will work hard, no problem!
You are amazing.
Do you need to do some homework?
No need, I'm okay.
Way to go!
Renew Agency of Divorce.
An Ting, help me to photocopy this.
- Okay, no problem.- Thank you.
Come.
Then leave the remainder to us.
Thank you. Sorry to trouble you.
Thank you.
Over here, please.
Thank you. Please follow me.
Polo, you must have waited very long. Are you hungry?
If you are hungry, I will take you out to grab a bite and go for a walk.
You've work hard, accompanying me for a meeting for so long. Come, give me a kiss.
Polo.
Basically, you just need to double check for these few items. Otherwise, there is no problem.
Okay.
You are not being serious at work. What are you laughing at?
No...nothing. My wife said
she will be buying oysters to replenish my health tonight.
But the website does not seem to show that.
What are you looking at when you are suppose to work?
Jia Wei.
The techniques of a perfect love hunt battle seminar.
Love Doctor, Guan Xiao Tong.
Where did you get this from?
My friend's boyfriend's girlfriend gave it to me.
I see. A friend's boyfriend's girlfriend.
Isn't that your friend?!
Yes! I mean, no...
Actually my friend asked me to go to increase the number of participants.
Increase the number of participants?
A seminar that puts a group of love failures together
with those meaningless banners and useless slogans,
only idiots will go.
Work hard. Work hard, okay?
Let love become simpler. Dr. Love will help you to diagnose your love problem.
It was said on the discussion board that this seminar is extremely good.
It is totally a loser's saviour. The tickets for this seminar received an all-kill online.
It is difficult to get one ticket.
Did you bring a notebook?
What is a notebook? I even brought along a recorder!
How did you deceive Jia Wei to come here?
In order to completely subdue your enemy, our Boss has to personally take this matter to hand.
Boss, come, take a sit.
Sit.
Relax.
Coffee.
Which one is Xin Xin?
Jia Wei.
Wow, there are so many people.
Hey, Xiao Tong. I did not know that you are so popular.
I am so nervous.
What is there to worry about? Way to go!
Hey, Xiao Tong. Isn't that Annabel?
What is he doing here?
Oh my god. Why is it him again?
What is he doing here?
How would I know?
Our seminar will begin soon, so...
those of you who are not yet seated, please take a seat.
Now, with a round of applause, let us welcome our Love Doctor,
Guan Xiao Tong!
Hi, everyone. I am Dr. Love, Guan Xiao Tong.
I am very happy to see so many of you here for today's love seminar.
Today's perfect love hunting techniques
is not only a guide to successfully sell yourself out but
most importantly, it is a shortcut to the access of love.
Firstly, a woman's conditions for her spouse
may be completely different from what you all think it is.
Previously, men who show signs of the '3H'('3H' - high education, high income and high standards of body measurement)
have always been a good spouse choice for the majority.
But now, this concept has become outdated.
Men who suits the new generation of women's appeals are
4G good men.
I have 4G.
All of you must be curious as of what 4G means.
4G means, guts, giver,
gentle and guarantee.
These 4G means...
Guts - A responsible man will not drag you down.
He can give you a good breathing space all the time.
Giver - a man who respects you, allowing you to be yourself.
He makes you feel at ease.
Gentle, which means gentleman.
Thoughtful and gentle men will constantly care about their ladies' mood
and let you feel their docility.
Docility.
Guarantee, which also means the basic prerequisite for good men.
They are faithful and not flirtatious. They guarantee you security.
So in conclusion, in a woman's eyes, a good man is like a good sanitary pad.
This is extremely well said.
What a proper use of comparison.
Are you here to spy on our enemy or worship somebody like her as your teacher?
What?
Actually, in this modern era,
it is difficult to meet a 4G good man.
Because there is an increasing number of men who does not conform to the conditions,
especially those...
who do not care about others but only themselves.
Then why didn't you dodge?
Conceited men who always think they are superior
and always try to give a rational explanation for their disrespectful behaviours.
Anyway, for something lousy like this,
I have no reason to keep it.
Worse of all, he is an extreme male chauvinist
who intrudes someone else's privacy.
Thank you.
Hey.
What is 'One Year's Heartbreak'?
Everyone, men like this are a negative example of a 4G good man.
He is a total NG man.
NG man.
What a low IQ of love hunting techniques.
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Tens, Hundreds, Thousands, Ten Thousand, One Hundred Thousand...
Polo, there are so many ignorant people out there.
This grilled steak is exactly the same as what I saw online.
I specially asked the chef to prepare this for you. I hope you will like it.
Men like him are gentle and docile. He has at least 1G.
We have already broken up for a year. How is it possible that I still love her?
A person who you no longer love can never affect you.
I have completely forgotten about it.
If you can't face the fact that you still love her,
it will be difficult for me to help you find back your courage of love.
I Wanted to Say by GJ
♫ Just wanted to say the words, not time yet ♫
♫ What should I do so that you won't be sad? ♫
♫ Perhaps I'm overthinking it ♫
♫ For you it's just an excuse ♫
♫ I want to say I love you ♫
♫ How can it be so difficult? ♫
♫ We've heard too many laws of love ♫
♫ But that one simple sentence seems to be somewhat of a hesitation ♫
♫ I want to say I love you ♫
♫ without feeling a little bit guilty ♫
♫ Let the friction in our relationship become chemistry ♫
♫ Let me continue to work hard for an exchange of the words, "I will" from you ♫
♫ I don't know what to do ♫
♫ why can't I just say that I love you ♫